Your life is worth $2.90
Says the NYPD
Hiii, I’m going to a comedy show tonight to take a respite from the world being bad. Onto the news…
News that made me hotter than I already am (which is very hot)
I struggled with what I wanted to write this week because there is so much happening that got me thinking lots of thoughts. The thoughts include but are not limited to the following: Why aren’t we revolting? Why aren’t we bringing down the capitol brick by brick? What happened to the second mandarin I’m pretty sure I brought with me to the coffee table but didn’t eat? The last one is a personal issue. But seriously, where did it go? Okay sorry, I’ll move on. You don’t subscribe to my newsletter to read my ramblings on where did the mandarin go. If you do, let me know and we can chat about it later.
Let’s talk about the news that has me hotter than the hottest summer ever recorded. I’m so hot I’m having trouble not screaming on slack WHY ARE WE WORKING? WE SHOULD BE OUT ON THE STREET!
The NYPD shot 4 people because they were chasing down a man who hopped the turnstile. Yes, we are paying money for the NYPD to play grand theft auto on the subway over $2.90. Honestly I don’t care if the man just robbed a bank (I do care, I would have congratulated him) and hopped a turnstile to evade arrest. No amount of money is worth human safety. Someone should tell this to the goons that own Apple. Yes, maintaining a civil war so people can have phones that they use to avoid each other makes you a goon. Let’s face it, corporations are the mob with good branding.
The NYPD claim the reason why they opened fire in a public space filled with predominantly Black people is because the person they were chasing had a knife. And as we all know the police deeply care about Black people. Displaying a knife has the exact same impact on public safety as firing bullets. The NYPD was just trying to protect the riders from seeing an item that they see in their daily lives.
I mean who among us hasn’t been traumatized by almost cutting their fingers while chopping an onion while tears streamed down their eyes. The NYPD was just trying to protect New Yorkers from additional trauma of seeing a knife by carrying out a mass shooting. A mass shooting is definitely okay when a cop does it. So it’s safer than seeing a knife.
Except for the cops can’t find the knife which they claimed was a threat to public safety. The cops claim someone must have taken the knife. I’d like to admit that person was me! Yep I needed a new knife to chop my onions so I figured why not pick this one up in the middle of a mass shooting! Do they seriously think we’ll believe this nonsense?
It doesn’t matter whether we believe it or not, the question they’ll always ask is Who gon’ check me, boo? Eric Adams aka Martin Luther King’s nightmare was already praising the cops for doing a great job of making Black people feel unsafe by saying the cops practiced restraint. So pretty much Eric Adams said you should be glad we didn’t hurt even more people. I’m sorry, what? Why am I paying money to get shot at in the subway? I don’t think being shot at while commuting to work is anyone’s kink. Sorry if I’m kink shaming. However, if this is your kink, have you considered being a rebel against the evil state?
Eric Adams won’t check these fools so we have to. That’s MLK’s dream.
That’s it for the news but don’t go yet
People did show up to check Eric Adams and his goons but they were pepper sprayed.
Please please don’t give up. We have to fight the ruling class. Watch the Spook Who Sat by the Door for tips.
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