United Healthcare CEO is proof that only oppressors matter
The government doesn't care about you unless you are an oppressor
Hiii, I hope you are drinking water and taking care of each other. Today I’m sharing my feelings about the murder of the United Healthcare’s CEO. Onto the news…
News that made me ask what if we lived in a world where oppressors didn’t feel safe
Eric Adams took a break from partying and committing federal crimes to go on TV to let concerned citizens know that the investigation of the United Healthcare’s CEO murder is going well and they will “apprehend someone soon”. Of course the only concerned citizens in this case are CEOs of healthcare companies who most of us are not. From reading the comments on TikTok it doesn’t seem the general public feels unsafe with the assassin freely walking around New York City. Some of the people in the comment section might even buy this man a bagel.
A TikTok user, My.Back.Hurts goes as far as stating, “Hope the gunman never gets caught and lives a long healthy wonderful life,” in the comments. I’m presuming this person’s back hurts from poor insurance coverage or carrying the heavy weight of late stage capitalism we all have to bear. If you have time and you want to read some funny insurance jokes, I encourage you to read the comment section. I promise you, it will be worth it.
Unlike the TikTok commenters I’m very upset with this assassin. I’m very angry that he bought items at Starbucks. We are boycotting Starbucks! If he needed a little snack before his activity, he should have gone to a local bodega and supported a small business. I’m hangry all the time walking around the city but you don’t see me walking into a coffee shop that is complicit in genocide. This is unacceptable.
What’s also unacceptable is the amount of resources the NYPD is spending to pursue this man. These resources should go towards making the 2 Train run more often in the evening and on weekends. The NYPD isn’t scouring for this man because they are against murder, that’s what they do for a living. If the NYPD cared about apprehending murderers, they would have arrested the mass murderer Nethanyahu when he came to our city. The only reason why the NYPD cares about this particular murder is because it happened to someone who “matters”. In capitalism you matter if you are an oppressor and you don’t matter if you are the oppressed.
The government has to send a message that if you kill an oppressor, you will be hunted down and brought to justice. If they didn’t, the world wouldn’t be safe for oppressors and that’s just so sad. People who harm the general public won’t be able to walk around freely anymore and rich people won't be able to have curtainless homes so the peasants see all the things they’ve acquired through harming us. What type of world would it be if causing mass suffering made the perpetrators feel unsafe?
Isn’t it better to live in a world where the people harming us can live luxurious lives at our expense? Buy super yachts without worrying about anyone blowing up their yachts. This definitely doesn’t encourage people to be unscrupulous monsters who will kill us and the planet just so that they can bathe in the tears of baby dolphins. (I don’t know what rich people do.)
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Well done- and sadly so true