Hiii, I worked out yesterday and it felt so good to be able to do a 45 second plank without feeling like my insides were bursting out. Today I’m sharing my feelings about Kamala losing the elections. Onto the news…
News that made me feel like white supremacists don’t even know what’s good for white supremacy
Trump winning the election was very upsetting for a lot of people who wanted to see a Black woman become “head” colonizer. Honestly, I get it. Kamala would have been so great at being the top spokesperson for the ruling class. She would have slain. She would have slain so many people and people would have kept going to brunch because imperialism is so brat when a Black woman does it. Also, she would have been much better at slaying than Trump. Have you seen her resume? She was top cop of California which is something that you can only accomplish by being great at white supremacy.
It doesn’t matter that Kamala would have been great for the empire. Eww for those of us who care about liberation. Yay for people okay with imperialism if it doesn’t interrupt their weekly massage.
It doesn’t matter that Kamala worshipped at the two pillars of white supremacy, anti-immigration and pro-genocide. The white supremacists refused to vote for her because she’s a Black woman.
That’s the thing about white supremacists; they are willing to bite their noses to spite their faces. You could give them a billion dollars, but if a Black person is delivering it, they will say no thank you, I’d rather vote for a racist standup comedian turned politician who couldn’t name the three branches of government if you told him the three branches of government.
Barack Obama gave white supremacists mass deportations, and he bombed the Middle East more than a Brooklyn comedian bombs in a Manhattan comedy club, but that wasn’t good enough for the racists.
It doesn’t matter how much you cater to the white supremacists. They don’t want you leading a country they stole and murdered people for unless you are one of them. Now the white capitalists are willing to let a Black face do their bidding only if the Black person proves themselves to be fully on board with the colonial project which Kamala did, but the white working class will never accept being “ruled” by a Black person. Ever!
The white working class knows this country was built for white people. A truth that they are willing to fight for, even if it jeopardizes this whole project. The ruling class knows that DEI is the only way to maintain the project. They know if they don’t pretend to give Black people a stake in this fucked up racist soup, Black people will revolt. That’s why Nixon spearheaded Black capitalism. Yes, Nixon also supported Black businesses!
There is no space for Black people in white supremacy and we shouldn’t want that space. Our dreams shouldn’t be that one of us one day will have the powers to nuke the Middle East.
Yes, I get it. Trump is much scarier than Kamala because he emboldens white supremacists domestically. Trump didn’t come from a vacuum; he is a product of this country. If you want to destroy a product, you destroy the company that makes the product, don’t just change the PR manager. Yes, PR managers are what I call United States presidents.
That’s it for the news but don’t go yet
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