The NYPD and Eric Adams party with zionists
Because they share the same values
Hiii, I had a banana for breakfast today! Today I’m sharing my feelings about Eric Adams and the NYPD partying with a zionist organization known as the Israel Heritage Foundation (IHF). Onto the news…
News that made me feel like I should get a cookie for showering
The NYPD and Eric Adams have been partying with the Israel Heritage Foundation (IHF), a zionist nonprofit organization fully committed to the genocide in Palestine. What is up with fascist organizations calling themselves Heritage Foundations? I’m talking about the other Heritage Foundation responsible for Project 2025. I think “heritage” refers to these organizations' dedication to upholding white supremacy at all costs.
I know there’s never been a party invitation that Eric Adams has turned down but buddying up with an organization “calling for more killing in Gaza” is pretty villainous. I shouldn’t be surprised because being villainous is literally Eric Adams’ job. I secretly think he shaves his head so he resembles Dr. Evil. Unlike the fictional Dr. Evil, Eric Adams doesn’t have to threaten governments to get money for evil; Eric Adams is paid to do evil. One of those evil things is to brutalize students protesting the genocide in Gaza. As if getting paid to do what he loves is not enough, the IHF rewarded Eric Adams matzah from the zionist state for his genocidal ways.
I don’t even get a cookie for showering and eating vegetables while being depressed but Eric Adams gets bread for supporting genocide? What type of the world do we live in when mayors and the leadership of the NYPD can throw caution to the wind and go to fascist events without worrying about backlash?
It’s a world where the NYPD shamelessly brutalizes college pro-palestinian protestors while partying with a zionist organization without concerns that there will be questions about conflict of interest. The reality is that the NYPD partying with zionists is not a conflict of interest.
Saying the NYPD partying with fascists is a conflict of interest is like saying me laughing at the one cop “who pepper-sprayed his face” is a conflict of interest. The NYPD’s interest is to maintain a racial socioeconomic hierarchy to service racial capitalism. My interests are for cops to get abolished and until then, wish them as much suffering as possible.
The writers who revealed this not so conflict of interest relationship between NYC leadership and the IHF mention that the IHF states that it has never pressured the NYPD to “crackdown on anti-genocide protests”. I never told my bestie to dislike someone who I didn’t like but let’s just say it happens. Now of course my bestie isn’t a cop, ewwww, gross. That’s not the point though other than to let you know that I’m not friends with cops and you shouldn’t be friends with them either. Unless you’re pretending to be their friend to do terrible things to them. If the FBI is reading this, remember I’m an unemployed comedian. The point here is that my bestie and I are besties because we both want abolition and Black liberation.
The IHF is partying with NYC leadership because they share the same values as the United States of America, oppression and settler colonialism. Labeling this relationship a conflict of interest is to misconstrue the purpose of the NYPD and the state. It’s to act as if the cops are not here to beat our asses so Target can keep selling throw pillows. It’s to act as if the imperialist state known as the United States of America isn’t using the zionist state to colonize the Middle East. It’s to act as if Eric Adams has ever done one good deed in his life.
That’s it for the news but don’t go yet
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