Rich white elites are pushing fascism
they want to give white people scapegoats to blame for why their lives are bad
I took last week off because even I need a break from the news. Onto the news…
A white man walked into a grocery store in Buffalo, New York, shot 13 people and was taken into custody alive. I didn’t need to tell you this was a white man. As soon as you read he was a mass shooter who was taken into custody alive, you knew. I guess there is something about a white man holding a gun that makes the police very calm. Maybe he was born with it, maybe it’s racism? We will never know.
What I do need to tell you is that 11 of the people he shot were Black and two were white, probably because he thought they were Jewish people. This is crucial information because this man carried out this act of terror because he is worried that Jews and Black people are replacing “real” white Americans. This irony of a white male settler gunning people down because he is worried he will be replaced is a lot to take in but I shall not dwell on this. One thing about me is that I like to dwell on things, I’m still thinking about the Mike and Ike that I dropped on the subway. It was my favorite flavor, cherry, I’m still torn.
An important detail to dwell on is that this idea that white Americans are being replaced is called the replacement theory. Yes, leave it up to white people to come up with something extremely racist and then try to make it sound scientific. Just because you add theory to it doesn’t make it real, Tucker. And yes I’m talking about Tucker Carlson, one of the men who is pushing this theory on national television. This rich man who probably doesn’t even know what an iron is and assumes that all shirts come crisp because that’s how they show up in his closet is telling all the white men in America that they will be replaced. Why is he doing this? To fully answer this question I would have to write a book and I’m not going to do that. So let me just give you the CliffsNotes, you know you wouldn’t read the book anyway. There is a reason why CliffsNotes is in business. Let’s go back to the why.
The reason why rich white elites are pushing this incredibly racist replacement theory is because they want to give white people scapegoats to blame for why their lives are bad. They want to give white people scapegoats for why they don’t have the white picket fences they were promised. The rich white elites are creating scapegoats because they don’t want these suckers to realize that the reason why they don’t have all those things they were promised as their right as a white American is because the white elites have taken everything. That’s it. It’s that simple. Okay, there are many nuances, but again these were just the CliffsNotes. If you want to learn more, I would suggest you read some of the books that changed me.
That’s it for the news, but don’t leave yet…
For the last two weeks on TikTok I shared a sketch about a world where abortion is illegal. I also talked about Eric Adams’ war on the homeless people, and why you shouldn’t listen to democrats.
I’m currently reading bell hooks’ “Feminist Theory from margin to center” and I’m really loving it. She reiterates how feminism is incompatible with capitalism and imperialism. Can someone please send this link to Kim Kardashian? Sorry I had to.
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