News that made me feel like terrorists' plans shouldn't be secret
Let's talk about the white house group chat
Hiii, today I’m sharing my feelings about the group chat! Onto the news…
News that made me feel like terrorists’ plans shouldn't be secret
The goonies of the white house, which is what I call all the Trump officials, added a journalist to a group chat discussing the American terrorist attack on Yemen. Every single American military action is a terrorist attack because the United States of America is a terrorist state. That’s why Donald Trump not only terrorizes us with his actions, but also his face. Was that a childish insult? Yes. Am I sorry about it? No. What I’m sorry about is that people are angry about this group chat for the wrong reason.
War criminals like Hillary Clinton just couldn’t believe that a bunch of people who are running an imperialist hellscape just couldn’t be bothered to keep their murderous plans a secret. The journalist who was added to the group chat and everyone else are screaming national security, national security! I don’t care about national security. I’m actually disappointed that one of those goonies didn’t accidentally add a foreign “adversary” to the group chat so that the people of Yemen could be warned about incoming terrorist attacks. My hope is that all of the empire’s nefarious plans are broadcasted to the world before they happen. Here's to JD Vance and the rest accidentally adding random people to group chats; I hope one of those people is me.
Unlike the Atlantic journalist who kept the knowledge of the attack a secret, I would have told everybody because I think if your national security is about violating other people’s security, your national security shouldn’t be a secret. Just like people being on their periods shouldn’t be a secret. I remember the first thing I learned about using a pad was to be discreet. No, if you are bleeding from your private parts, everyone should know about it. So you don’t have to explain why you are not in the mood for office shenanigans.
I think people who get periods should get time off while they are on their period. I think everyone should get time off from work forever because we shouldn’t be selling our bodies to oligarchs but that’s a story for another time. Until then if you are forced to work while you are on your period, feel free to wear an “I’m on my period” button.
Nonetheless, people should be angry about this group chat because it shows how casual American “leaders” are about murdering people. The US terrorist attack on Yemen murdered 32 people including children and the group chat’s response to the murder was emojis! Emojis! Could you imagine what the Western media would say if a group chat of Osama Bin Laden sending people emojis after 9/11 was leaked? I guarantee you their concern wouldn’t be oh no, the “terrorists” are planning their attacks over group chat.
No one in the “mainstream” media is talking about how vile it is that a part of the conversation before the attack was making sure the messaging was right. No one in the western media is talking about how these goonies discussed how Europe should repay them for murdering people so Europe’s ships can easily move through the Suez Canal. To say western society is morally bankrupt is like saying Trump is financially bankrupt, redundant but still worth repeating until everyone is on board.
That’s it for the news but don’t go yet
Hossam Shabat, a Palestinian journalist, was murdered by the israeli occupying forces. Please read his last article on drop site news.
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