I'm lucky the IOF didn't train my middle school bullies

They would have been much better bullies

Hiii, I’ve been 23 days sober and I’m so proud of myself! Today I’m sharing news about the IOF enabling gangs to loot aid in Gaza. Onto the news…

News that made me feel happy the IOF didn’t train my middle school bullies

The occupying state of Israel is not only blocking aid from entering Gaza, it’s also protecting and arming gangs who loot aid trucks. This is evil, vile, malevolent, heinous, and whatever other words you can use to describe a situation that makes you want to retch your breakfast. Yes, I did look at a thesaurus to find a synonym for evil that would perfectly describe this situation but there was not a single word so I had to use four.

Having no words for me is like a colonizer not colonizing. My parents said I spoke before all my siblings. My first words after I came out of the womb were, the vibes here suck, and then I attempted to crawl back into my mother. 

I have so many words in my head that sometimes I have trouble sleeping. I guess three genocides will shut anyone up. 

Israel enabling looting is so egregious that even the Washington Post was forced to cover the news mostly honestly. Of course their headline wasn’t Israel is helping looters because thieves stick together. The headline was, “Gangs looting Gaza aid operate in areas under Israeli control, aid groups say”. This headline doesn’t match the content of the article which states the IOF forces aid trucks to only utilize routes riddled with looters. A UN official is quoted as pointing out the irony of how armed Palestinians looting trucks are not murdered while armed Palestinians elsewhere are murdered by the IOF.

I think the Washington Post headline was written knowing most people only read headlines. Someone reading that headline would tell their friend did you know that aid groups are saying gangs are looting aid trucks in Israeli controlled areas and their friend would ask I wonder why, then they would go back to eating brunch. Avocado toast is not the reason why millennials can’t buy homes. Avocado toast is the reason why millennials don’t revolt. 

The looting of aid trucks started off as an act of desperation but now has evolved into a criminal enterprise just like the occupying state of Israel. Of course it has, with training from the IOF, middle schoolers can acquire killing and looting skills. You don’t steal a whole country without knowing a thing or two about being a criminal. I’m just happy that my middle school bullies weren’t trained by the IOF because they would have done a lot more damage. 

Looting is the main impediment of aid flow in Gaza. Israel lied that Hamas is responsible for the looting when Israel is, in fact, enabling it. Shocker, colonizers lie!  One of the transportation operators in Gaza has stated that Hamas punishes the gangs selling stolen goods at exorbitant prices and went as far as saying things are under control in Hamas territory. I’ll let you discern what that means for yourself because I don’t want the FBI knocking on my door. I have a stuffed panda that scares easily.

That’s it for the news but don’t go yet

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