Biden wants to help pharmaceutical companies make more money
by making us pay for medication we already paid for
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News that got me wishing someone chokes on their mimosa
Biden’s administration is planning to stop paying for COVID-19 treatments and vaccines so that pharmaceutical companies can make more money. Biden has added an item on his work calendar titled, work with big pharma to make more money and more problems. That’s probably too long of a name for an event, but I think that’s what they should call the meeting that Biden’s administration will be having with pharmaceutical representatives to screw us all. Yes, part of the government's plan to stop paying for COVID vaccines and treatments involves Biden’s administration meeting with pharmaceutical companies to decide how to roll out life saving medicine to a commercial market. I’m going to write that again in case you didn’t fully understand it. The federal government will be meeting with pharmaceutical companies over brunch to decide how to make us pay for vaccines and treatments that we already paid for because our taxes paid for the research! I hope they choke on their mimosas! I hope there isn’t enough sparkling wine and their mimosas are 90% orange juice. If you are meeting with your squad to discuss how to make sure people die, you don’t deserve the right mimosa ratio which everyone knows is a glass of sparkling wine and a drop of orange juice.
News that made me ask why people have to be so basic
Sam Dobbins, a cop from a small predominantly Black Mississippi town, was caught on tape “saying the N word and homophobic slurs”. You know what they say, you can’t spell Mississippi without racist and homophobia. Okay you can’t spell the United State of America without racist and homophobia either, but we are talking about Mississippi right now. Before I go into the details of this news can I just call out, how basic you have to be to be a racist cop in Mississippi. Like don’t you want to rise above the hateful culture and do something fresh and new like not being the stereotypical racist man with southern drawl?
Anyway, it turns out that Sam Dobbins, who has since been fired, was a mascot for the entire police department because the entire department is racist. Racist cops? Shocker! The Black people of Lexington, Mississippi “filed a lawsuit” against the police department for terrorizing them. So the Black people of Lexington are suing the police department for doing their job and now the federal court will have to go through the theater of pretending like policing in this country was literally not created to harass and kill Black people. I’m so tired of this theater. Can we please shut this one down and start another theater? A theater where we have abolished the police, we all take care of each other, and I smoke weed in the woods every day.
News that made me not sorry about wishing Eric Adams chokes on a cocktail
Last week I went to celebrate one of my comrades' birthdays at Washington Square Park Mutual Aid. My comrade is one of the amazing people who show up every Friday to share food and clothing with the community at Washington Square Park while showing us that a world where we take care of each other is possible. A world where you are celebrated for being a human. You don’t have to bring anything and you can take anything you need. This week that amazing group of people was raided by the NYPD. They were attacked and arrested for doing what we should all be doing which is taking care of each other. The NYPD and Eric Adams attacked the Washington Square Park Mutual Aid because they hate the fact this group of people is showing us that we don’t have to live in a world where people are dominated. Eric Adams hates fun. Eric Adams hates joy. Eric Adams hates comradery. Eric Adams hates mutual aid. So I hate Eric Adams. He is an awful mayor and I hope he chokes on his cocktail next time he is out partying with Cara Delvigne. Sorry not sorry there has been a lot of wishing that politicians choke on their drinks.
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